Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Anti Joke

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