- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

how do you win a game try your best

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

where's mom I killed her

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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