- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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