If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

2 black kids walk into school

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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