if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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youre gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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womens rights

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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