Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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BIG PENIS

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Anti Joke

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