- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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