How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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