Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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