There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Scott

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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