Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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women's rights

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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