Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Chuck Norris died.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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