- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

women's rights

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Global Warming.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I love you.

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