How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Scott

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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