thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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your fat

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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women's rights

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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