Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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An antijoke

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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NEVER

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