whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Asians...

A joke

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What do you call your mother? Mom.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A scottish man having fun

Dallas Cowboys

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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