In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Hair

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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I love you very much.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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