Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Dallas Cowboys

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

knock knock go away

No joke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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