- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A baby seal walks into a club

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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