Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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American healthcare.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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