Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Jess Burns

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Military intelligence.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's 9 +10 19

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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