William Raines.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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CHEEZECAKE

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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