Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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No.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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