What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A black person in the NHL

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Men's rights

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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noodles

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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