- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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