ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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American healthcare.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Women's rights

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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