- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Dallas Cowboys

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

William Raines.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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