Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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i have aids and a chode

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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ekoj

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Womens Sports

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wat?

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your fat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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