A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Goat balls.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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An antijoke

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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