How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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