some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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