Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

No.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Asians...

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

balls in ya mouf

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Guess what? SHADAP

Anti Joke

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