- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

You are the third derivative of the position function.

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