- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A fish walks into a bar

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

French people.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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