- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

DERP

American healthcare.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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