WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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