Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Potato salad

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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