What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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I love you.

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dildo

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guess what?

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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A man buys free health care...

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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