- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

I Love Hitler.

Rick Perry.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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