What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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666

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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