Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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I like your hair

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Kenny G

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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apple pie.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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