What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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