- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

guess what?

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

ASSCHEEKS

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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