- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

^that joke's not funny

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

theres a fat guy

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Kim Kardashian.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Women's Rights

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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