What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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The.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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