Women's Rights

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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my names jim haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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