- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Netball.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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