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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Hi my name is Bob

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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