- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

I can't see my forehead

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Your mom.

Penis.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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