What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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womens rights

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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