Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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