- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Boys have swag, real men have class

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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