- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Neither have I

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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