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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Anti Joke

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