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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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