Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Male leadership.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Anti Joke

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