- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

your face

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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