Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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