Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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