- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

dyslexics of the world untie!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Wait! hundred billions!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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