why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Read a Book.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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