woman's rights

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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stinky boner

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