- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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