Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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