trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

The duck didn't cross the road.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

nolan is gay

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