A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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