- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

here's a joke... the american education society

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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