- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Fine, ladies first.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Once upon a time a was born

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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