- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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