What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Justin Beiber

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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