- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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