- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

PENIS that is all

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

an ethopian thanksgiving

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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